dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Boobs speak an international language.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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