shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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