I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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