he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You don't make any sense
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Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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