is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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