tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just want nice things and good sex
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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