So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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