please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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