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Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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