If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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