let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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