It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize