I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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