when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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