just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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