Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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