We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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