my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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