what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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