You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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