I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize