what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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