Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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