i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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