I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I understand Curling. That high.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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