Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
50% drunk capacity currently
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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