Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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