just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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