fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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