Dual....:-)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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