thus making me awesome and them whores
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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