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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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