I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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