i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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