it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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