He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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