My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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