when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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