u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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