Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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