Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So much rum. So many feels.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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