I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Two words: nipple clamps
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