mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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