Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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