i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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