He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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