Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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