Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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