You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize