I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So. Much. Porn.
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